 Dan
After appearing in a glut of teen romantic comedies, Dan was in desperate need of a different kind of role. On hiatus from movie stardom, he's currently training for the 2012 Olympics in hover-skateboarding. Hover-skateboarding is not a crime!
 Liz
Back from her extended world tour, Liz will soon depart for sunny LA and seek a job where she can surf, speak Spanish and help underpriveledged children simultaneously. While traversing Ecuadorian jungles, she also became proficient in a deadly form of Capoeira.
 Tamb
Playing power forward for the Utah Jazz since 1985, Tamb has amassed Hall of Fame-worthy numbers. However, his 1.13 to 1 assist-to-turnover ratio isn't helping things, and neither is the 1998 incident when he ripped Brian Grant's arms off.
 CMohr
Chris was recently accepted to a Colorado police academy program to train him for a spot on the Vail police force. And if you think "police academy" means dopey jokes, Steve Gutenberg and a guy who makes helicopter noises with his mouth, you're right.
 Kyle
Kyle recently dropped out of engineering school to create a rival business to the established shoe and apparel company, "And 1." Called "And 2," Kyle's company will cater to players who miss the shot during which they are fouled, and thus receive two free throws.
 Seth-Diggs
Ah, so. With a bloodline that traces back to the original eight Ronin, Seth is heir to the massive Sendai crown jewels. Until then, he busies himself urban planning statues of most of his friends and family around the Seattle area.
 Harder Than Hard
Harder Than Hard will soon be moving to the hotter-than-hot state of North Carolina with his wife, Melinda. The two will no doubt be found this winter crowd-surfing with the Cameron Crazies during rivalry week. See your local listings for ESPN2.
 Ad-Rock
A Washington bureaucrat most definitely on the take, Adam spends his nights sleeping with interns and his days screwing the American voter. Most recently spotted with Lizzie Grubman on Strom Thurmond's yacht, "Wrinkly Business."
 Carvajal
Recently endowed with the power to transform himself into a ball of pure energy, Marc Carvajal continues to perform with Seattle TheaterSports rather than fight crime. Side projects include keyboardist for the John S. Hall experience and Mayor of Skookumchuck, WA.
 J to tha O E L
When he's not recording Beat-Master Flex or Flex-Master Beat in his private studio, J to tha O E L is likely producing for Dre, or rhymin' on P-Diddy's new cut. Has been known to let the beat mmmmmmdrop! 21's his age and 22's his gauge, so fools best back up.
 "Karl"
Karl has spent the last three years diligently working at an apparel company, while his real goal has always been to become the "Sausage King of Seattle." This August, Karl will wed in a lovely Denver ceremony that will be un-marred by any midget capering. He hopes.
 Lucy
Modern day lil' rascal Lucy is the saddest girl to ever sell necklaces. Please help her out by buying one.
 Shaq-Diddy
The big D himself, Shaq is known for punishing moves around the basket and a thundering dunk shot. Throw it down, big man! Won a 2002 ESPY for liquifying Tim Duncan's spine on a spectacular defensive tackle.
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